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Jeremy (@jeremeamia) is a PHP Software Engineer at Amazon Web Services, co-author of the AWS SDK for PHP (@awsforphp), co-organizer of the Seattle PHP User Group (@seaphp), member of the Zend Education Advisory Board for the PHP 5.5 exam, contributor to open source PHP projects, writer of PHP poetry (@phpbard), maker of funny faces, and father of two (soon to be three).